How the heck should I know?
I am a grown women that worships the ground that Super Mario walks on. Did you know that Super Mario was actually a spin off from Donkey Kong, originally called Jumpman? Of course you didn't. You ... are normal.
Big TVs, Xbox, Wii, Nintendo DS. We have it all. 6 a.m. Saturday morning my kids still want to get up and make cupcakes before I have even had a coffee. Really? Have you opened the cannon in World 7 yet? But, Safari had a dream - of making white cupcakes with 4 different colors of icing.
I had a dream too ..... but, then you woke me up. To make cupcakes. Draven wants one of the colors to be orange. Orange?!? why can't they make orange food coloring? you have to mix colors to make orange. It NEVER looks orange. 'Skin color' is the closest I've gotten and Safari said it looked "rash color".
I have parents tell me that they shut off the T.V. because their children are sitting there staring blankly at it. My children will NOT do that! I know! I try to get them to do it ALL the time. The won't sit still and stare. I need a few minutes to make dinner - "watch a T.V. show" .... three minutes into the show - they are hitting each other with light sabers .... covering a window in stickers ...... carrying down margarine containers full of water from the bathroom ........ "can we have some flour?" .... WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
I need the video games .... idle hands .... and all that.
Draven and I do NOT. understand. why Nintendo has released Pikmin 2 in Japan but, not in North America. We are thinking of starting a petition. This is how serious we take video games at our house.
It should be obvious by now that my children are doomed.